From the Sayings of Smudge, the Cat

"It is better to wait until the gate opens then jumping over it. This way you know that you have been invited in."

From the Sayings of Smudge, the Cat

"Don't lick out the can. You will get more food from the dish."

From the Sayings of Smudge, the Cat

"Meow sparingly, so that your human will understand you better."

"The Greatest pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him, and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too." - Samuel Butler